Anya and Saucer — the Bone & Saucer guardians charging forward through volcanic ruins in WPAP geometric art
PET CULTURE · FINANCIAL TOOLS · CHAOS

Your pets.
Your tools.
Your edge.

A studio building the intersection of pet culture, market intelligence, and games. Anchored by a pitbull and a very suspicious cat.

Enter the Command Center Open HowlBox
6 Live Tools
1K+ Tickers Scanned
2 Guardians
// about us

What we actually are

Bone & Saucer is a one-person (plus two AIs and a dog) studio making tools that didn't exist yet. Pet culture meets financial dashboards meets card games meets beat studios. If that sounds chaotic — it is, productively.

The brand is anchored by a pitbull named Anya and a deeply unimpressed tabby named Saucer. Anya believes everything is either a treat or on the way to a treat. Saucer believes everything is beneath her but has been known to help anyway. The rest of us are just here to code.

We ship real things. Six of them are live. More are happening regardless of Saucer's opinion.

// mission

Build tools that feel alive. Make finance approachable through personality and precision. Keep the dog in the logo and the human in the loop. Never take ourselves too seriously — except when the market does something absolutely unhinged.

Anya and Saucer — the canonical Bone & Saucer guardian duo
6
live tools

Built with Perplexity Computer & Claude Code
with a little help from a human.

// what we ship

The Tools

Six live products. Each one built because it didn't exist yet.

🔮 LIVE
Tarot by Karen
Daily haiku tarot. Karen's 8 moods. Dog & cat readers. Streak tracker. Lottery numbers at day seven.
🐕 BETA
Anya's Agility Run
Side-scroll runner. Belt tiers. Combo system. Treat collectibles. Play as Anya or Saucer.
🎧 LIVE
HowlBox
Browser-based beat studio. 12-track sequencer. EDM sounds. Fire-gradient EQ. No install required.
📡 LIVE
Phobos Alpha
Command center. 1,000+ tickers. Hunter scores. Sector rotation. Keyword intelligence. The market fears the hunter.
🃏 ALPHA
Blood Canvas
Martial arts trading card game. Bell-to-Bell. USDC-native. Solana NFT cards. Mainnet incoming.
🔑 NEW
Keyword Tracker
Breaking narrative intelligence. Dominant stories. Source heatmaps. Financial signal overlays.
// what's next

Anya's Roadmap

We asked Anya to explain what's coming. This is a direct translation. Saucer reviewed it and knocked it off the counter, which we're interpreting as approval.

[ ANYA_SYSTEM_LOG v2.6 — ROADMAP DEPOSITION ]
Date: Sometime after breakfast, before second breakfast.
Transcribed by: the human. Verified by: nobody. Saucer was asleep.
Status: VERY ACCURATE. PLEASE TRUST.
🦴 PHASE TREAT — happening right now Q1–Q2 2026
✅
The ticker bar follows me everywhere now. Like a leash. But for money. I love it. I do not always understand it. I love it anyway.
Live market ticker deployed across all Bone & Saucer pages
✅
Phobos Alpha now knows one thousand things. Before it knew 336 things. I do not know what happened to the other 664 things but they are in there now.
Phobos Alpha expanded to 1,000+ tickers with Hunter Score ranking
🔄
The card game. You throw cards and sometimes win kibble. I helped by being very excited about it. It is going to the real chain where real kibble happens.
Blood Canvas — Solana mainnet deployment in progress
🔄
The tarot cat (Karen) got more moods. She hissed at me when I looked at her cards. I looked anyway. I recommend the dog reader. She is less judgmental. She is me.
Tarot by Karen mood expansion + streak system upgrades
🐿 PHASE SQUIRREL — I see it. I am running. Q2–Q3 2026
📡
The Command Center is getting alerts. Like when I bark when someone is at the door. Except instead of a door it is a market rotation and instead of me it is a dashboard. Same energy.
Phobos Alpha v2 — real-time alerts, watchlist notifications, export unlock
🎮
Agility Run belts 5 through 8 are coming. Belt 8 has the Prime Rib treat. I have seen it. I am training. My form is excellent. My focus is exceptional. There is a squirrel nearby. I will return to this.
Anya's Agility Run — belt system expansion, new obstacles, Saucer playable
🎵
HowlBox is getting smarter. The piano roll was a little crushed before. We fixed it. The piano roll would like to play itself now. I pressed the button with my nose. It worked. You're welcome.
HowlBox update — piano roll play button, new sounds, better mobile support
🤝
Saucer mentioned "community features" and then knocked my water bowl over. This is her version of yes. Building it anyway. The humans will be able to share things. Like a very long tail wag but digital.
Bone & Saucer creator community — share, collab, earn treats (rewards TBD)
🛋 PHASE BIG COUCH — the promised land Q3–Q4 2026
🌐
Mobile app. Someone told me it cannot smell things. I said that is a critical design flaw. They said they will "revisit it in a later sprint." I do not know what a sprint is. I assumed it meant running. I am ready.
Bone & Saucer mobile — iOS & Android, all tools, push alerts
⛓️
Full mainnet. Real consequences. The card game with real kibble instead of pretend kibble. The Blood Canvas on Solana where if you win, you actually win something. This is very serious. I am serious right now. Look at my face.
Blood Canvas mainnet launch — USDC wagering, NFT card ownership, Solana escrow live
🐾
There is a new game. A big game. THE game. My game. I cannot say more. Saucer is sitting on the design documents. She will not move. I have tried bribery (my treat). I have tried negotiation (my other treat). I have tried diplomacy (the good treat). Nothing.
New title in development — Anya-led, world-scale, emotionally significant. More when Saucer moves.
❓ PHASE WHO'S A GOOD BOY — classified when it's ready
🌑
I don't know what's after the Big Couch. Nobody does. The collar glows sometimes and I don't know why. The human built something that outlasts him. I am going to find out what it is.

That is the mission.
That is the whole thing.

Sit. Stay. Watch.
The endgame. When Anya finds out what the collar actually is.

This section intentionally incomplete. Check back after breakfast. — Anya

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